I, an extraordinarily talented and handsome young human, first registered a WhatPulse account a whopping 19 years, 13 weeks, 22 hours, 37 minutes, 49 seconds ago.
Despite not running the client for a few years, here and there, I have typed a shameful 33,480,981 keystrokes, fingered my mouse a disgusting 39,058,108 clicks, compulsively downloaded 35.39TB of equine photography, and uploaded 7.16TB of the same.
I am currently laying low and biding my time in the Pacific Northwest of the United States. I've pulsed 18,093 times, and suspect I will probably keep pulsing until my eventual climatic and triumphant death at the hands of my enemies, or until WhatPulse shuts down.
I'm ranked 21st in team What.cd? (RIP), who are ranked 10th in keycount, 11th in clickcount, 19th in download, and 30th in upload. I miss you all.
Rankings
Keys: 4,113th
Clicks: 739th
Download: 995th
Upload: 2,099th
Uptime: 1,764th
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